Here are some highlights from our Prince President’s recent remarks on immigration policy

1. Existing immigration policy is deeply flawed and in need of comprehensive, liberalizing reform. So our first priority should be to immediately increase the resources devoted to enforcing an admittedly unreasonable policy.

2. The United States is not going to militarize the southern border. The Feds are just going to deploy 6,000 soldiers to to the southern border, with high-tech barricades and air support, in order to secure and enforce their full control of it.

3. The government currently has trouble identifying and deporting undocumented immigrants because they often carry forged identification documents. In order to combat this problem, the government should introduce a new identification document.

4. We must always remember that real lives will be affected by our debates and decisions and that every human being has dignity and value, no matter what their citizenship papers say. On the other hand, Americans are bound together by our shared ideals, an appreciation of our history, respect for the flag we fly, and an ability to speak and write the English language, so those with real lives who aren’t so sure about those ideals, that history, the flag, or who don’t see any reason to learn a foreign language, will still be thrown into newly-expanded detention camps, have their livelihoods destroyed, and will be exiled from the country as expeditiously as possible.

Thank you, and good night.

Further reading:

• GT 2006-03-31: Libertarians Against Property Rights: You Will Be Assimilated edition
• No Treason (2006-05-15): Bush calls for biometric ID
• Majiksthise (2006-05-16): Rejecting mass deportation is the middle ground