I’m flattered by the request, but when I submitted the article for publication I agreed that I would not republish for a period of 2 years from the date of publication. Since the book was published at the end of February 2008, the ideal day to reprint online will most likely be 28 February 2010.
]]>I have nightmares about neon signs terrorizing my community with cocaine packets. I wet myself at night thinking about it. But now, I no longer have to fear the 8-foot neon sign pleasure-substance-distributors corrupting my family.
And I also want to add that, because of the money these officers steal from me to fund their protection racket, I no longer have to WORRY about having enough money to buy my own neon-sign terror device or terrorist-plant-matter. So these guys are saving me from myself!
Shit, maybe we should just make EVERYONE in America become a cop, from age 1 to 101, and then nobody would ever commit any neon-plant crimes EVER AGAIN :-)
THANK YOU BOYS IN BLUE!
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