Roy Moore’s Lofty Brow
Here's a pretty old legacy post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 21 years ago, in 2003, on the World Wide Web.
This is Roy Moore. Roy Moore recently got in trouble because he defied a federal court order to move a Ten Commandments monument that he placed in the rotunda of the Alabama Supreme Court building. Roy Moore is suspended from the Alabama Supreme Court, and is facing a trial from the Court of the Judiciary which could permanently remove him from the bench.
Roy Moore also has a huge forehead.
If Chief Justice Moore had only made use of his God-given endowments, he could have avoided this whole mess. He could have sidestepped the court battle by removing the Ten Commandments monument from the rotunda—and then having the Ten Commandments tattooed on his humongous forehead.
Wherever Roy Moore would go, the Ten Commandments would be there, showing forth the divine law from his lofty brow. The removal of the monument would satisfy the federal court order, but Roy Moore and his supporters would have the last laugh. No court could possibly rule that Roy Moore should be banned from sitting on the court because of a First Amendment-protected tattoo. And would even Judge Myron Thompson be so rude as to order that a gentleman cover his forehead with a hat while indoors? I think not.
Thank goodness that Roy Moore didn’t recognize this in time. Here’s to two months of freedom from theocratic rule in Alabama!
M Cockrell /#
Your facetious comments don’t justify the travesty & the mockery of justice that Judge Thompson & the ethics committee has perpetrated on Judge Moore & the American public.
Charles Johnson /#
M. Cockrell complains that my “facetious comments” in this post don’t justify the actions of Judge Myron Thompson, who ordered then-Chief Justice Roy Moore to remove the Ten Commandments monument from the rotunda of the Alabama Supreme Court building, and the Alabama Court of the Judiciary, which convicted Moore of multiple violations of judicial ethics and threw him out of office for defying Thompson’s court order. Of course, nothing in this post justifies those actions; nothing in this post attempted to justify those actions. In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve written several times on Roy Moore elsewhere:
If you want the case for why Roy Moore should have been removed, it is because he is a dangerous would-be theocrat, and because he is a lawless judicial activist with no respect for either the natural law, or even the codified law of the United States and the State of Alabama. As I argue in these articles, he stands for a totalitarian state to enforce his own Right-wing social agenda, and his lawless stand against the federal court trod all over not only the United States Constitution, but also the clear language of the Constitution of the State of Alabama. If that’s not reason for removing a judge from office, then what is?