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Fertility Cult

Here's an old post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 9 years ago, in 2015, on the World Wide Web.

Not just better food — there was also a single room and air conditioning involved. In any case, I am totally on Yuan Yuan's side here. If a bunch of apes are going to lock you in a cage so they can gawk at you and try and breed you so that they can gawk at all your children, too, then you may as well do your best to exploit their weird fetishes and fertility cults at every opportunity and get whatever you can from it.

Well played, ma'am.

Shared Article from The Huffington Post

Panda Accused Of Faking Pregnancy To Get Better Food

Keepers at the Taipei Zoo were excited. Resident giant panda Yuan Yuan was exhibiting signs of pregnancy -- an all-too-elusive event among captive pan…

Dominique Mosbergen @ huffingtonpost.com


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