The Spitting Image: “The Ship of Death Has A New Captain” edition
I’ve never much liked Rudy Giuliani.
It shouldn’t be hard to say why. There’s all the obvious reasons: the record of police brutality, the sadistic security-state Law-and-Orderism, the sleazy cronyism, and his unabashedly Mussolinist corporatism and dictatorial executive style. But I have to admit that there’s something more to it than all that. Setting aside all of the destructive policies and all the personal vices, there’s always just been something else about him, about how he holds himself, a certain I know-not-what, that gave me the uneasy feeling that I’ve seen this all somewhere before. And in light of recent photographic evidence, I now know that there can no longer be any doubt about Rudy Giuliani, his public persona, and the nature of his political career.
Van Helsing: Gentlemen, we are dealing with the undead.
Scholar: Nosferatu….
Van Helsing: Yes, Nosferatu.
Well. It would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?