Right-wing Moral Clarity
Here's a pretty old legacy post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 23 years ago, in 2002, on the World Wide Web.
All you Fifth Column Leftists and pantywaist liberals fess up. You thought that all this sabre-rattling against Iraq was just a cynical political maneuver by the Bush administration for an October surprise
to undermine Democratic prospects in the upcoming Congressional races, didn’t you? Well, you’re just going to have to give up your sorry little paranoid delusions. It turns out that political maneuvering is only a fringe benefit. Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) has shone the light of good old conservative moral and strategic clarity
on why we need to bomb Baghdad as soon as possible:
MANCHESTER, N.H. — The United States should no longer buy oil from Iraq, but steal it, U.S. Sen. Bob Smith, R-Wolfeboro, told hundreds of New Hampshire Republicans gathered last night at a party fund-raiser.
Why don’t we just take his oil?Smith bellowed to the crowd during a fiery 13-minute speech, referring to Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.Why buy it? Take it!
Thanks, Bob, for clearing that one up for us. The oppressed petrochemicals of Iraq must be liberated from Saddam Hussein’s iron fist as soon as possible.
Whatever happened to the good old conservative value of property rights? Ah, if someone comes to own property by illegitimate means, such as claiming it by fiat or taking it by coup or war, then one doesn’t have legitimate property. Wait, didn’t European settlers claim land by fiat? Didn’t they take more land in a war with Spain? And does “just taking it” from someone who may have acquired it illegitimately make it legitimately yours? Aren’t you ALSO taking it through war? And who gets to decide what is legitimate anyway. My head reels.