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Dr. Anarchy answers your mail (posted 11 December 2004)
A new advice column—sure to be syndicated in a newspaper near you soon. Because everything is simpler when you reject the State as such.
Dear Dr. Anarchy: How could a dangerous provision be signed into law without anyone in Congress actually having read it?
Sincerely,
Worried in Washington
Politicians are never going to stop being irresponsible. That is their job. I suggest that you dump them.
Yours,
Dr. Anarchy
Dear Dr. Anarchy: My pharmacist is refusing to fill prescriptions for emergency contraception because he’s a sexist prick. What can I do?
Truly,
Bristling in Britain
Bristling: Your pharmacist only has the power to be a slimy control freak because a bunch of politicians—most of them men—have given him exclusive control over whether or not you and your neighbors can get needed medicine—by banning you from buying it over the counter. I suggest that you dump them immediately.
Yours,
Dr. Anarchy
Dear Dr. Anarchy: We have reached the point where serious lawyers are being paid serious fees by a big company to shut down the PB&J operation of a grocery store. How can we fix a broken patent system?
Sincerely,
Flummoxed in Florida
Flummoxed: Abolish it.
Sincerely,
Dr. Anarchy
Dear Dr. Anarchy: Can this marriage be saved?
Yours,
Hopeful at the Home Journal
Hopeful: No. Marriage can’t be saved. Abolish it.
Yours,
Dr. Anarchy
Next week: Dr. Anarchy answers your tax questions!
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