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  1. Bob Kaercher

    Considering the company consulting his “ethics”, I’d say it’s a perfect fit for both concerned.

    • Rad Geek

      It’s like if you took how inherently funny the phrase Blackwater Ethics Chief is, and how inherently funny the phrase Ethics Chief John Ashcroft is, and then put them together. I think that the perfectness of the fit makes it so that the humor isn’t just additive; it grows geometrically.

      I’m just imagining Ashcroft’s cover letter when he applied for the position. I believe that my qualifications and your requirements will make an excellent fit…. The resume, of course, consists largely of a long, highly-classified list of things that officially never happened in prisons that officially don’t exist.

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