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Eco-Guerillas Destroy a Dealership Full of SUVs

Here's a pretty old legacy post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 23 years ago, in 2001, on the World Wide Web.

In happier news, an anonymous group which may or may not be the ELF has claimed responsibility for destroying a dealership full of SUVs. The Hear-Hear Award goes to their communique for saying gas-guzzling SUVs are at the forefront of this vile, imperialistic culture’s caravan towards self-destruction. We can no longer allow the rich to parade in their armored existence, leaving a wasteland behind in their tire tracks.

Anticopyright. This was written in 2001 by Rad Geek. Feel free to reprint if you like it. This machine kills intellectual monopolists.