Ol’ Jerry Falwell is at it again; the latest, from his 21 November Old Time Gospel Hour broadcast, is the following incisive tidbit:
And we’re going to invite PETA [to Wild Game
Night
] as our special guest, P-E-T-A — People
for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We want you
to come, we’re going to give you a top seat there,
so you can sit there and suffer. This is one of
my special groups, another one’s the ACLU, another
is the NOW — the National Order of Witches
[sic]. We’ve got — I’ve got a lot of special
groups.
Ouch! As Jessica put it over at feministing, Yeah, I bet all the ladies over at NOW were huddled around their cauldrons just fuming over that one. Please.
On the other hand, we shouldn’t be too hasty to pile on. Perhaps poor Jerry wasn’t trying to be insulting. Maybe he just got confused, and mixed up NOW with another famous feminist organizing effort:
WITCH was born on Halloween, 1968, in
New York, but within a few weeks
Covens had sprung up in such diverse
spots as Boston, Chicago, San
Francisco, North Carolina, Portland
(Oregon), Austin (Texas), and Tokyo
(Japan). They’re still spreading. A
certain common style–insousciance,
theatricality, humor, and activism,
unite the Covens–which are otherwise
totally autonomous, and unhierarchical
to the point of anarchy. …
Washington, D.C. WITCH–after an
action hexing the United Fruit
Company’s oppressive policy on the
Third World and on secretaries in
its offices at home (Bananas and
rifles, sugar and death / War for
profit, tarantulas’ breath / United
Fruit makes lots of loot / The CIA is
in its boot
)–claimed that WITCH
was a total concept of
revolutionary female identity
and
was the striking arm of the Women’s
Liberation Movement, aiming mainly at
financial and corporate America, at
those institutions that have the power
to control and define human life.
Chicago WITCH Covens showered the
Sociology Department at the University
of Chicago with hair cuttings and nail
clippings after the firing of a
radical feminist woman professor, and
the Chicago Witches also demonstrated
against a transit fare hike. They, as
well as Witches in New York, San
Francisco, North Dakota, and New
England, disrupted local Bridal Fairs.
The fluidity and wit of the Witches
is evident in the ever-changing
acronyms: the basic, original title
was Women’s International Terrorist
Conspiracy from Hell, but on Mother’s
Day one Coven became Women Infuriated
at Taking Care of Hooligans; another
group, working at a major Eastern
insurance corporation, became Women
Indentured to Traveler’s Corporate
Hell; still another set of
infiltrators, working at Bell
Telephone, manifested themselves
disruptively as Women Incensed at
Telephone Company Harrassment. When
hexing inflationary prices at
supermarkets, a Midwest Coven appeared
as Women’s Independent Taxpayers,
Consumers, and Homemakers; Women
Interested in Toppling Consumption
Holidays was another transfigutory
appellation–and the latest heard at
this writing is Women Inspired to
Commit Herstory.
For Rebellion Is As The Sin Of
Witchcraft. —I Samuel,
15:23
–Robin Morgan, Sisterhood is Powerful (1970)
Chicago WITCH hexes the Transit Authority (photo by Louise Brotsky)
Double, bubble, war and rubble
When you mess with women, you’ll be in trouble
We’re convicted of murder if abortion is planned
Convicted of shame if we don’t have a man
Convicted of conspiracy if we fight for our rights
And burned at the stake when we stand up to fight
Double, bubble, war and rubble
When you mess with women, you’ll be in trouble.
We curse your empire to make it fall–
When you take on one of us, you take on us all!
–Women’s Independent Taxpayers, Consumers, and Homemakers (W.I.T.C.H.)
Who says that feminists don’t have a sense of humor?
If Jerry F. is trying to get our goat, he’s going to have to try a lot harder than that. You should feel free to let him know that at his contact page.
Update 2004-11-29: Looks like flea had the same idea at One Good Thing (thanks, Amanda):
This, sadly, is what passes for wit in those circles. They’ve been
calling feminists “witches” for literally twenty years, possibly
more. I think more. I think second wave feminist icon (and one of
my heroes) Robin Morgan started a group called WITCH in
response to it, where they ran around and did Abbie Hoffman-esque
stunts like casting a spell on the New York Stock Exchange to
shut it down at the beginning of the day. When the Wall Streeters
tried to open the doors, they found that they could not. The
WITCHes took full credit for their spell working, of course, and
they were indeed responsible, as they had superglued the locks shut
the night before.