The first definition comes courtesy of Norman Singleton on the LewRockwell.com Blog:
Definition of Irony
Posted by Norman Singleton at August 29, 2005 08:47 PM
Nat Hentoff endorses creating another unconstitutional educational program to teach the Constitution! One of the Congressional champions of this measure is none other than Ted Kennedy, who wants a constitutional education program that will createmore opportunities for internships and service-learning,in order words teach children to dedicate their lives to the state. I don’t think Madison (or even Hamilton) would approve.
Good one, Norm. I’d like to add a second:
i-ro-ny, n. -anti-state, anti-war, pro-marketanarchists talking as if you should care whether some invasive government program was or was not authorized by the U. S. Constitution.