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Well, thank God #3 (posted 23 February 2006)
You can rest easier tonight knowing that our august solons have taken it upon themselves to warn us about one of the great dangers threatening our nation:
City of Shaker Heights, OHIO - ( Jan 17, 2006 ) Following a health trend that appears to be brewing up all over the nation, Mayor Judith Rawson has signed a proclamation for the City of Shaker Heights that addresses the issues regarding caffeine intoxication and dependency.
In the proclamation the Mayor is
calling upon all Shaker Heights citizens, public and private institutions, business and schools to increase awareness and understanding of the consequences of caffeine consumption.The proclamation also spells out many dangers of caffeine abuse such as heart disease, pancreas and bladder cancer, hypoglycemia, and central nervous system disorders. By getting the word out about the serious dangers of caffeine, Mayor Rawson hopes to prevent a substance that can
pose a significant hazard to health and longevity.—I-Newswire (2006-01-18): Mayor Judith Rawson Declares March National Caffeine Awareness Month
Well, thank God, says I. Now that we have a bipartisan caucus of legislators running behind us all, shouting You’ll put out an eye with that thing!
, what better follow-up than for the Executive branch in our great republican experiment yelling, You’ll stunt your growth!
at us all from across the kitchen?
(Hat tip: Matthew Bryan (2006-02-20): What, No Appeal for The Children
?)
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