<p><a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/reason/DailyBrickbats/~3/P7DY8k22ATQ/proper-treatment">Proper Treatment. <cite>Daily Brickbats</cite> (2010-10-11)</a>:</p><blockquote><q>Michelle Schreiner is a diabetic and her blood sugar was dangerously low, so a friend called 911. For some reason, dispatch sent a police officer as well as paramedics to her Gresham, Oregon, home. When they got there, Schreiner was holding a syringe filled with insulin and drifting in and...</q></blockquote>
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