Left Flank (Cont’d).
Obama the Far-Left RADICAL and a few of the Far-Left Radical things he has done
Caption: 1) Prolonged wars in Afghanistan and Iraq; ordered Predator drone attacks in Pakistan.
Barack Obama: Heh heh! I will cleverly pretend to support ongoing military action–by supporting ongoing military action!
Michelle Obama: Saul Alinsky would have been so proud!
Caption: (A dramatization.)
2) Criticizedactivismof Warren and Burger courts.
Conservative #1: When he says liberal justices overreached—
–He undoubtedly means they were excessively un-radical in their non-implementation of an extremist agenda such as his own!
Conservative #2: What other possible interpretation is there?
3) Embraced Bush policies on wiretapping and indefinite detention.
Biff: His contempt for the Constitution is an outrage!
Sparky: So after sleeping through the entire Bush administration–now you’re suddenly a civil libertarian?
Biff: Yep! And I will remain so, until the moment Republicans are safely back in power.
4) Announced plans to expand offshore oil drilling one month before Gulf blowout.
Conservative #1: Very suspicious timing, if you ask me! As if he knew he would not have to make good on that promise!
Conservative #2: Does ACORN have a secret underwater demolition team?
Conservative #1: Just askin’!
5) Announced plans to deploy 1200 National Guard troops to U.S.-Mexico border.
Barack Obama: Heh heh! Little do conservatives know–I’m secretly ordering those troops to help escort illegals into this country!
Michelle Obama: Everything is unfolding exactly as Woodrow Wilson planned!
Caption: (Also a dramatization.)
6) Most damning of all–failed to govern in accordance with the specific wishes of the Tea Party!
Conservative #1: We told him what we wanted during the health care debate–and he did not comply!
Conservative #2: Whoever heard of protesters being ignored?
Conservative #1: Especially when they’re real Americans.
Conservative #1: … If you, uh, know what I mean.
Caption: Next: Undermining Capitalism–with the help of Timothy Geithner!