What about Frank Luntz? What do you say to him?
Here's a pretty old post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 16 years ago, in 2008, on the World Wide Web.
The latest from Jesse Walker:
Republicans Seek Bailout
A rescue plan for the GOP
WASHINGTON—In the wake of their party’s devastating losses in the last election, a delegation of Republican leaders has come to Capitol Hill requesting a rescue package of $25 billion.
We’re seeing a potential meltdown in the conservative movement,party chair Mike Duncan told lawmakers Thursday morning,with consequences that could impact directly upon millions of middle-class Americans and cause further devastation to our economy. I support the free market, but the Republican Party is too big to fail.. . .
—Jesse Walker, reason (2008-11-21): Republicans Seek Bailout A rescue plan for the GOP
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This deserves to be a leading Onion piece. It’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read in weeks :-)