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The Archives of Tomorrow (posted 27 September 2008)
A few days ago, Roderick mentioned one of the sillier complaints that’s usually directed against Tom Tomorrow and his cartoon This Modern World: that he allegedly only satirizes the Right and never the Left. (By Left,
the person making this criticism usually means corporate liberalism,
or, really, just Democrats.
) There’s plenty of blind spots or confusions that you could criticize Tom Tomorow for, but this one I don’t get. I don’t know exactly why a political cartoonist with very decided views is expected to adhere to the Fairness Doctrine in the topics that he chooses, but anyway, the complaint is just empirically false, and nobody who actually read more than two or three installments of the comic would think that it’s true. Just recently, there’s comics like Obama phenomena
, but it’s especially clear if you spent any time reading the comic back during its glory days in the 1990s — since there was a Democratic president at the time, not surprisingly, Tomorrow spent more time writing about Democrats than he does now (and also, at times, the real Left — see, for example, Mumia
or Chomsky
). Roderick mentioned a particular comic:
But I seem to recall one This Modern World strip in which someone accidentally drops a lit match and then quickly steps on it to extinguish it –- while the punditocracy immediately goes into overdrive, speculating on how, if the match hadn’t been snuffed out, it might have caused forest fires that would devastate whole cities; they conclude:
I think this shows the need for more regulation.Anyone know of a link to that?—Roderick Long, Austro-Athenian Empire (2008-09-16): Tomorrow and Tomorrow
Took me a while, but I found it. The comic is
The work took a bit of digging, but it was good fun, since it gave me the opportunity to go back and remind myself of how weird and funny This Modern World used to be back in the 1990s. (Not that it’s bad now; but I appreciated the Bay Area absurdism of something like Citizens Beware
or Car Alarm
, and Tom Tomorrow has himself said that the comic has gotten less sharp during the Bush years than it was in the 1990s — because the targets for parody have become so damn obvious that there’s no real room for subtlety anymore.) Anyway, along the way I was also happy to be reminded of Terrorists
(1995), the response to Bill Clinton’s omnibus anti-terrorism
surveillance bill:
As well as Love
(1990):
You can catch up with more of the last decade through Tom Tomorrow’s online carton archive.
The Stupid Campaign Season Distraction (posted 10 September 2008)
Here’s one of the funnier, and more on-point, comics that Tom Tomorrow has done lately:
Biff and Wanda are anchors on Action McNews Network.
Tonight we’ll be discussing the latest stupid campaign season distraction that we in the media keep talking about!
Why is the stupid distraction getting so much attention, rather than all the substantive issues we aren’t talking about?
Some have suggested that we in the mdia may actually bear some responsibility for the excessive attention being paid to the stupid distraction—but this is, of course, absurd!
Indeed it is, Wanda!
After all, the media did not create the stupid distraction. We’ve simply reported the facts—and provided endless hours of analysis and commentary!
That’s true, Biff! We’re not responsible for the perceived importance of the stupid distraction—
—But iff the stupid distraction is perceived as important, we have no choice but to discuss it further!
The entire process is completely out of our control! We have nothing to do with any of it!
Why—I can’t even remember how I got to the studio this morning! It’s as if my body simply brought me here of its own volition!
Why do my lips keep flapping and making these noises?
Please stop us—before we waste any more time on the stupid distraction—
—which our roundtable of experts will examine in depth in just one moment!
And: is the stupid distraction nothing more than a stupid distraction? We’ll see what random people on the street think!
All that and more about the you-know-what… after these messages.
The only thing to add is to complete the thought — to remember that the campaign season itself is the stupid campaign season distraction
— that the empty and idiotic rituals of party politics, the Presidential election, and electoral politics as a whole are nothing more and nothing less than a colossal and largely successful effort to eradicate serious political discourse from the culture, for months at a stretch, and to replace it with such a shoddy substitute as the discussion
of shamelessly dishonest attack ads, shamelessly vacuous positive ads, the reduction of all political debate to a pair of politicos’ names joined with a forward slash, the rowdy team loyalties of the Reds against the Blues, the endless series of professional blowhards gassing about the electorate and picking over popularity polls, a series of stump speeches and a tiny handful of carefully stage-managed two-person debates between anointed would-be oligarchs. And that this idiotic distraction is the sole means by which it is determined who will wield supreme Executive power over 300,000,000 people — which in these days, according to the popular theory of the mandate,
is unaccountable, unchecked, and nearly absolute over all matters regulatory, military, and indeed also legislative — for the next several years of our lives. A power which the last 8 years of continuous, unchecked, unpunished, lies, manipulation, overtly tyrannical power-grabs, and catastrophic failures, have empirically demonstrated can apparently only be checked or ended by the purely astronomical phenomenon of four revolutions about the sun. That system itself, and all the works that flow from it, richly deserves discussion, debate, and challenge. But it will never be brought under scrutiny as long as it holds sway, because the function of the system itself is to destroy serious politics, to replace it with the distraction of politicians, their personality, their power, and their parties.
Yet this colossal distraction, and all the power that attaches to and derives from the absurd spectacle, would disappear in a moment if enough of us just ignored the damn thing, if enough of us refuse to take their orders, treat the absurd spectacle of their idiotic rituals with the contemptuous silence that it so richly deserves, and create our own combinations in spite of whatever they may say.
Boycott the Matrix. It’s time to wake up.
See also:
In Their Own Words: Stokes Got A Constituency edition (posted 31 May 2008)
(Via This Modern World 2008-05-28.)
Master GOP strategist Karl Rove
on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, 18 May 2008:
ROVE: But look. The Republicans have got three things they need to do strategically and three things they need to do tactically.
Strategically, they better get their act together with an aggressive agenda of reform here at home about the things people are talking around the kitchen table.
What are the Republicans going to do about health care? What are they going to do about providing reliable and affordable energy? What are they going to do about jobs and keeping our economy innovative and competitive, encouraging exports? What are we going to do about helping people grapple with the cost of college education?
We’ve got great answers, Republicans do, on this, but they better get their act together in laying this out in a comprehensive way.
Menelaus Pappy
O’Daniel and his son, Junior O’Daniel, in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000):
Pappy: Languishing! Languishing! Goddamn campaign is languishing! We need a shot in the arm! You hear me boys? In the goddamn arm! If the election held tomorrow, that goddamn Stokes would win it in a walk….
Junior: Well… he’s the re-form candidate, Daddy…
Pappy: Yeah?
Junior: Well, people like that re-form….
Hey! Maybe we should get us some!
Pappy: I’ll reform you, you soft-headed sonofabitch! How we gonna run reform when we’re the damn incumbent?
The State of the Union: live-blogged for you! (posted 2 February 2005)
Come here for all the exciting updates and insightful commentary, in real time!
“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Cheney, members of Congress, fellow Americans…”
Live Update! 9:22pm
Live Update! 9:31pm
Live Update! 9:54pm
Live Update! 10:02pm
Conclusion
Just remember: when these folks get in front of the camera they just lie. Politicians’ aims are political victory, not truth, and not justice. Hanging on the words and dickering about this or that point and fuming about this or that plain non sequitur will be talking past them entirely. You may as well spend the same amount of time cleaning your house, or sorting old photographs, or sucking on lemons.
Pointing out some piece of plain nonsense may have some value in provoking other people—the so-called rank and file, i.e., you and me—to think for a moment; and it may be worthwhile to use it to call on those other people to discourse that moves a bit beyond the braying of talking-points. But lingering on the endless talk of politicials or the professional political windbags inside the Beltway, as if these folks care what we think, or about what is true, is like trying to beat a street hustler at his three-card monty. It’s a scam. Just walk away.
In Their Own Words, “Can We Start Calling Him ‘Officially a Big Fat Fucking Liar’ Now?” edition (posted 14 January 2005)
(Thanks, Tom Tomorrow. I got a million of ‘em.)
George W. Bush, speech in Cincinatti, Ohio, 7 October 2002:
After eleven years during which we have tried containment, sanctions, inspections, even selected military action, the end result is that Saddam Hussein still has chemical and biological weapons and is increasing his capabilities to make more. And he is moving ever closer to developing a nuclear weapon.
George W. Bush, remarks to reporters, 3 May 2003:
We’ll find them. It’ll be a matter of time to do so
George W. Bush, interview with TVP Poland, 30 May 2003:
But for those who say we haven’t found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.
Washington Post, 12 January 2005:
The hunt for biological, chemical and nuclear weapons in Iraq has come to an end nearly two years after President Bush ordered U.S. troops to disarm Saddam Hussein. The top CIA weapons hunter is home, and analysts are back at Langley.
…
Duelfer is back in Washington, finishing some addenda to his September report before it is reprinted.
There’s no particular news in them, just some odds and ends,the intelligence official said. The Government Printing Office will publish it in book form, the official said.The CIA declined to authorize any official involved in the weapons > search to speak on the record for this story. The intelligence official offered an authoritative account of the status of the hunt on the condition of anonymity. The agency did confirm that Duelfer is wrapping up his work and will not be replaced in Baghdad.
Scott McClellan, White House press briefing, 12 January 2005:
… But the President is going to continue working closely with our friends and allies to confront the threats that we face —
How can he do it again —
— and we continue to take steps to improve our intelligence. That’s what the President is going to do. We have very good relationships with countries across the world because of the President’s efforts over the last few years. He’s worked to build strong relationships with our friends and allies, and worked to make sure that we’re confronting the threats that we face. It’s important that we act together to confront the threats that we face. And it’s important that when we say something, that we follow through on what we say. That’s why the President is also —
Even if the information is wrong?
— that’s why the President is also working to strengthen the United Nations and make it more effective. That’s something that we’re working on, as well, because it was very clear what the international community expected of Saddam Hussein, and he continued to defy the international community. It was a very unique threat that we faced in terms of Iraq. And in a post-September 11th world, it was a threat you could not ignore.
George W. Bush, 12-14 January 2005:
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